Of this week Saturday Night Live kicked things off with a parody on NBCs Meet the press, welcoming host Chuck Todd (Kyle Mooney) bishop Eugene Robinson (Kenan Thompson), columnist Peggy Noonan (Cecily Strong), and political strategist Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) joined the program. Instead of the many controversies involving President Trump, Todd could only talk about Jeff Bezos's cock – or rather the news that the National Enquirer& # 39; S boss / parent company had tried to blackmail Amazon's founder with photos of his penis.
& # 39; You are all very respected journalists, so if everything is said and done, how do you think the penis of Jeff Bezos will look like? & # 39; Todd asked. "I know that normally high-minded journalists would not talk about something like that, but it is doing involve the richest man in America and the president of the United States. "
First came Noonan, who offered: "If I hear the billionaire's pen, I immediately think of small potatoes, you know, as they say, if it is small and looks funny, you better have the money, honey. & # 39;
"As a person I am naturally curious: does he work with something the size of an Amazon Echo or is it more of a Dot?" Early Robinson. Brazile could not believe her ears, by the way.
But Todd was not ready yet and went to ask his guests questions about the "color" of Bezos's penis, where Noonan claimed that it was "smudgy" and "fragmentary" because of his walking pattern, while Robinson disagreed, because he said so because of Bezos & # 39; wealth, he has to use "oils and precious minerals" to smooth out any coloring problems.
The conversation with the Bezos penis was briefly interrupted by a performance by the American Attorney General Matt Whitaker, played by the brilliant Aidy Bryant.
"I do not have much sympathy for Jeff Bezos because every time I take a picture of myself on Instagram, it is marked as a picture," Whitaker said.
Pressed on whether President Trump once told Whitaker to "interfere in the Russia investigation," Whitaker replied, "You know what, Chuck, I'm going to say something that I have left out of my testimony – and this is all out of the question. pan blowing the water here, Mr. Trump called me and whispered me … "
With that, Todd interrupted the panel to inform that Bezos's photo's had been leaked online – much to everyone's delight (except Brazile's).